There is no perfect path in society.
Let's jump into rain puddles together.
Once everyone is wet, nobody will treat you like a fool.
What kind of friend am I?
I’m the kind who will bring over my Guitar Hero World Tour set to play with you while we get high and watch Simpsons, park up your drive way even though I hate reversing out it just because I don’t want to ask you to help me carry the Guitar Hero stuff from my car, reverse out of your driveway accidentally knocking your tin letterbox with my side mirror, make time by postponing chores to go to brunch with you before work even though I risk arriving late to work on public transport, work a 5 hour night shift, come home for my family dinner, drive back out your way and fix said letterbox with it’s foundations discretely at 11pm while you have your date night with your girlfriend because I felt really bad about the letterbox and didn’t want to leave it til tomorrow morning. Within about 24 hours.
That’s the kind of friend I am.